Number Two Timeline

Tuesday, February 22, 2005.

3:30 p.m. A monster truck is purchased at Walmart.

4:00 p.m. Much discussion on the trip home that said monster truck (El Toro Loco) is coming out of the package AFTER Mister J poops in the potty.

5:00 p.m. Supper time. El Toro Loco sits on the table, still in its package. It's admired and stroked. More potty discussion.

5:45 p.m. "Mommy, I have to go!!!"

5:48 p.m. TOUCHDOWN!!!
J - "Oh my GOD, I'm doing it!"
Me - "Gosh, honey, say Gosh" "Good Job! I'm so proud of you! YAYYY!"
J - "It's out! I made it comed out!"
Me - more of same, accompanied by much clapping, dancing and foolishness.
J - "Let's go get El Toro Loco and call daddy to tell him I pooped!"

This kid has been playing us like second-hand fiddles.